mylifeaskriz:

3ch0-lokshun:

speakintongueandcheek:

shisnojon:

heliolisk:

any cookie is bite sized if you try hard enough

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ANY COOKIE IS BITE SIZED IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH

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NOT ALL COOKIES

OH MY GOODNESS

sluttyoliveoil:

haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin

meladoodle:

i bet in 2000 years theyre gonna be digging up the rubble of our destroyed earth and they’ll find a nokia still on half battery

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

Bring Missouri Mosli back to supernatural 2k14

Rewatching supernatural season 1 with vampire-diaries-are-life

ileftmyheartindixie:

Remember when Never Have I Ever games used to be like “never have I ever had sex *giggle*”

Now it’s like “never have I ever had a six person orgy in a broom closet” and people are all like “crap, I’m out.”

riffraffit:

click the first letter of your first name please just trust me on this

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annafromcraigslist:

Cosmo tip inspired by 50 Shades #2: Stab him in the ass with a fork.

annafromcraigslist:

Cosmo tip inspired by 50 Shades #2: Stab him in the ass with a fork.

sweatrer:

ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

combeferret:

yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist

magnacarterholygrail:

me pretty much always

peter-capaldi-yo:

"omg remember when in 7th grade when you-"

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