any cookie is bite sized if you try hard enough
ANY COOKIE IS BITE SIZED IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH
NOT ALL COOKIES
OH MY GOODNESS
haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin
i bet in 2000 years theyre gonna be digging up the rubble of our destroyed earth and they’ll find a nokia still on half battery
If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.
Rewatching supernatural season 1 with vampire-diaries-are-life
Remember when Never Have I Ever games used to be like “never have I ever had sex *giggle*”
Now it’s like “never have I ever had a six person orgy in a broom closet” and people are all like “crap, I’m out.”
click the first letter of your first name please just trust me on this
Cosmo tip inspired by 50 Shades #2: Stab him in the ass with a fork.
ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist
me pretty much always
"omg remember when in 7th grade when you-"